Not a recipe, but....

PRESBYTERIAN: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
BEST IN PRAYER 



ASTRONOMER: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
MOON STARER 



DESPERATION: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
A ROPE ENDS IT 



THE EYES: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
THEY SEE 



GEORGE BUSH: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
HE BUGS GORE 



THE MORSE CODE: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
HERE COME DOTS 


DORMITORY: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
DIRTY ROOM 

SLOT MACHINES: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
CASH LOST IN ME 



ANIMOSITY: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
IS NO AMITY 



ELECTION RESULTS: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT 



SNOOZE ALARMS: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S 



A DECIMAL POINT: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
I'M A DOT IN PLACE 



THE EARTHQUAKES: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
THAT QUEER SHAKE 



ELEVEN PLUS TWO: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
TWELVE PLUS ONE 




AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: 


MOTHER-IN-LAW: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
WOMAN HITLER